BREAKING: Obamas’ Dog Introduction Imminent

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America's clearly communicated desire to fawn over the Obamas' promised puppy has so far gone unfulfilled, creating an unsustainable level of anticipation that threatens to spill over into violence. But reports now indicate that the introduction of a new First Dog, possibly a Portuguese Water Dog, will come sometime between Monday and the end of the month. We will stay on top of this developing story and bring you any and all details as they happen. Until then, please try to maintain a modicum of composure as you go about your daily lives. [Politico 44/Politico]