Gwyneth Paltrow Sneaks Fascinating Blind Item Into GOOP


Gwyneth Paltrow, generally, does not abide gossip. She thinks tabloids are a waste of time. Also, she is very Zen, because she does tons of yoga and, like a fussy European car, runs primarily on vegetable juice. Which is why we were surprised to see a downright venomous blind item snuggled into her feel-good newsletter, GOOP, today. Behold:

"Back in the day, I had a "frenemy" who, as it turned out, was pretty hell-bent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deeply upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restrained myself from fighting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and — happiness.

Gwyneth goes on to tell us the way she was able to stanch these "evil thoughts," but whatever, the damage is already done, and all we want to know is who is the friend?

We have a few guesses.

They are:

1. Winona Ryder
2. Winona Ryder
3. Winona Ryder

Okay, so, fine, we only have one guess. But who else could it have been? It must be a famous person, because Gwyneth isn't friends with normals. Thoughts?