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Bank of America Denies Trying to Raise Billions of Dollars

A Bank of America spokesman called this morning’s Financial Times report that the bank was trying to raise $10 billion to plump up their government-stress-test results “completely inaccurate” on CNBC today. Gosh, you know, in retrospect, obviously. When you’re as big and awesome as BofA, you don’t go out and just, like, chase money. The money just comes to you. [DealBook/NYT]

Bank of America Denies Trying to Raise Billions of Dollars