Comeback of the Year: Swine Flu

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Three schools in Queens were closed yesterday after officials determined the places to be positively crawling with the virus: At one middle school, an assistant principal and four students have been confirmed swine-y, and more than 50 students have gone home sick with symptoms. Another middle school had 241 students out sick, and "dozens more" were ill at an elementary school. But hey — at least now we've got something to panic about again. We'd been feeling kinda empty this week. [AP]