Here are three things Gerard Benderoth, a former Bronx police officer who calls himself the White Rhino and is aiming to be the world's strongest man, can do that you can't.
1. Pull an 80-ton 737 Boeing jet with his hands.
2. Do a squat holding aloft a 500-pound keg of beer.
3. Pull a metal gate out of the ground while chasing a purse snatcher.
Also, we suspect he may be capable of killing a man with his neck alone. Look at that thing. It's bigger and whiter than both of Rosie O'Donnell's thighs combined. It should win a prize or something.
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