Lindsay Lohan’s House: Burglarized, or Just Really Messy?

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Yesterday when Lindsay Lohan's burglar alarm went off, the police (naturally) responded as though their crotches were on fire. But upon arrival, they found no evidence of anyone breaking in, or of anything being stolen. Just a giant mess that prompted one officer to ask: "Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?" Interesting question. Were there vicious insults scrawled on the wall in lipstick and a voodoo doll hanging from the ceiling with a pair of leggings? Because if so, we'd say that's just Lindsay. [AP]