Mets Ban Copies of Tabloids; All Bad Vibes to Cease Immediately

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So as not to expose the team to what one source calls the “bad vibes” emanating from the local tabloids, the Mets will no longer provide copies of the Post or Daily News in the Citi Field clubhouse. This is considerably easier than ceasing to produce cause for said bad vibes. (Officially, they say they'll now only provide USA Today so as not to play favorites among the local papers.) Awesomely, this story was reported by the Post under the headline, “Sensitive Mets Won’t Be Reading This Mean Old Story,” which apparently isn’t even as good as their original choice. [NYP]