Considering all the effort they poured into passing Prop 8 in California, the relative silence in New York from “traditional marriage” advocacy groups has been a little surprising. But finally, the National Organization for Marriage is up with its first ad in the state, “New York Consequences.” So what are these harrowing consequences? Gay marriage may cause your children to become aware of gay marriage. Also, somehow, extending marriage to same-sex couples tramples on the rights of heterosexuals their right to tell other people whom they can marry, we guess. Exit question: Why did they pick Colonel Sanders to do the voice-over?