Many of you commenters have a lot to say about our infamous sex diaries. Too boring! Too fake! Too sad! Not sad enough! Our last one generated nearly 200 comments. Now it's time to put your money where your mouth is, peanut gallery. We want to publish your sex diaries. We're looking for a wider variety — we get very few entries from people over the age of 45, a sad lack of dominatrices, almost no bisexuals, and there's a complete dearth of actual prostitutes. Please, if you have an interesting personal life, let us all hear about it. E-mail intel [at] nymag.com and let us know if you'd like to do one. Don't submit ones that are already written — we have a process we go through with these, believe it or not.