D.C. interns are in the Hizz-ouse! Or rather, they're headed there, as they hear the House has better biz-ooze, at least according to the anonymous blogger who overheard the following exchange:

Intern 1: Shouting halfway down the hall, "Yo, brah, are there any open-bar receptions tonight? I wanna get shitfaced!"

Intern 2: "I dunno, bro. Let's go to the house side, I heard there's always shit there!"

May we suggest they start by looking under Maxine Waters's desk?

Heard: Senate Office Building Basement [DCInterns]