Units at Schnabel’s Chupi Now ‘Buy One, Get One Free’


Schtunningly, the two top-floor units of Julian Schnabel’s art-chitectual masterpiece, Palazzo Chupi, have schtill not schold, and thus the artist and filmmaker has been forced to schlash prices yet again. He’s now offering both of them together for $27.9 million, which is $31 million less than the original asking prices of $27 million and $32 million each. Holy schit. Frankly, we don’t understand why someone like Andrew Hall, the energy trader and Schnabel enthusiast, doesn’t schoop these schuckers up. They’re a schteal!