We Have the First Photos of Sarah Jessica Parker’s Twins!


Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick gave birth to twins via a surrogate in Ohio yesterday afternoon. Marion Loretta Elwell weighed 5 pounds, 11 ounces, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 pounds, and they were both healthy. (Hodge and Elwell are family names.) Using our scientific photo algorithm,* we created a composite image of what they will look like in twelve months. Look at them, they’re so adorable! They’ve got SJP’s dirty-blonde curls and expressive, limpid eyes. Right now they look a little like Matthew Broderick, but they’ll grow out of that and turn out to be stylish little SJP knockoffs in no time. For example, you can’t see, but they’re wearing gladiator sandals under these giant-flower onesies, and bras, which obviously they don’t even need but which they’ll mysteriously wear all the time, even in bed.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Reveal Twins’ Names [People]
*Everett Bogue, genius photo editor