Bloomberg magazine spent over 5,000 words making us kind of like Gerry Pasciucco, the former Morgan Stanley vice-president currently in charge of winding down AIG's financial-products unit, but then comes this: "He said goodbye to his wife at their Georgian-style home in Greenwich, Connecticut, and drove his black Porsche Cayenne along the winding Merritt Parkway for the 15-minute commute." [Bloomberg]