Baldness Not a Requirement for Working at Goldman Sachs


We at Goldman represent unique clusters of DNA; if we bear some faint surface resemblance to one another, and to creatures from the 24th century, it is only because our superior powers of reasoning lead us to hold in our minds exactly the same thoughts at exactly the same time. A shared disinterest in growing hair, for instance, isn’t a coincidence of nature but an expression of healthy like-mindedness.” [Bloomberg]