Bernie Madoff Will Probably Be Hazed in Prison Over This Photo

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Steven Oberfest, a prison consultant, says he's "concerned" Bernie Madoff might have a rough time at his new digs in North Carolina, where prisoners are likely to taunt him and threaten to use Ruth's bathing-suit shots as spank material.

“There is so much info about his wife. His wife’s name. His kids. All this stuff is out there. When you are in there and around a group of people, they will say things like, ‘Hey, I hear Ruth is a real hot babe.’ Things like that,” he said. “It’s like a big poker game. He’s walking in with his cards showing and everyone else is holding their cards. He definitely goes in with a disadvantage.”


Please.

Dude ran a multi-billion-dollar Ponzi scheme for twenty years! He's impervious to emotions, not to mention resourceful. On the slim chance Bernie does get his back up about some Bad Larry's commentary about Ruth's smokin' physique after everything else that's been said about him, we're sure it won't be long before the offending party finds himself on the business end of a shiv fashioned out of a popsicle stick and a Dr Pepper can, having no idea what hit him.

Madoff’s Prison Consultant Weighs In On Inmate No. 61727-054 [Law Blog/WSJ via DealBreaker]