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Mischa Barton is expected to hit up the MGM Screening Room tonight for the premiere of Homecoming, in which she plays a psychopathic beauty queen. However, the LAPD escorted Barton out of her West Hollywood home yesterday, owing to a "medical issue." Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were walking arm-in-arm on the set of their upcoming romantic comedy, and the Brits are taking this as a sign that they're getting it on. Robert Redford finally married the German artist he's been dating for over a decade. Kylie Minogue got into a fight with her boyfriend at B Bar during Tuesday night's "Beige" gay party.

Reason to adore Daniel Radcliffe: When asked if he'd rather date an American or a Brit, he responded, "American for now … I really have no preference though. Nationality is nothing. It's all about the girl — but she has to be curvy!" Ladies of 90210, take note. Johnny Depp wants to play Carol Channing in a biopic of her life, admitting, "I love her, I really do. She's amazing." Zooey Deschanel says she's much more fun than her sulking onscreen characters. When Quincy Jones finally brings his show The Genesis and Evolution of Jazz and Blues to Broadway, daughter Rashida Jones will join the cast.

A-Rod's former mistress and personal trainer warns Kate Hudson that "he's the type of guy who will break your heart." We're sure this has nothing to do with the fact that he was married while they "dated." Larry King told GQ that Mets owner Fred Wilpon lost $700 million in the Madoff Ponzi scheme. Kim Kardashian is going goth, since "vampires are all the rage right now." Sirio Maccioni, Le Cirque's ringmaster, needs open heart surgery.

Lady Gaga partied with David Hasselhoff at London club Mo*Vida Tuesday night. Terrell Owens is dating Maybelline model (and New Yorker) Jessica White. Beyoncé, her little sister Solange, and ten of their friends had a ladies' night at Hyde in L.A. Jessica Szohr got a facial at Fresh in Soho. And Twilight's Kellan Lutz can't understand why all the girls want an "Edward Cullen type ... the guy you have to chase after." Welcome to the fickle ways of women.