Lloyd Blankfein Will Celebrate Awesome Q2 Results in His Own Way

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"Neither Lloyd Blankfein nor anyone else at Goldman Sachs has plans to celebrate our second quarter results," Goldman Sachs spokesman Lukas van Praag told Cityfile, in a response to their query about what the big man was doing tonight to mark the occasion of kicking ass. Ha! That is a lie. Or maybe not. We guess CEO Blankfein knew about these results before anyone else, and he probably already celebrated....

And it looked something like this: