Mets Sack Tony Bernazard, Solving Everything

Fred Wilpon and Bernazard. Photo: New York Post

As we predicted, the Mets have officially made shirt-ripping vice president Tony Bernazard Scapegoat No. 1 and fired him. It’ll be officially announced at a 3:30 press conference. Now that he’s gone, all the Mets’ problems should be fixed. [NYP]