Our God Is an Awesome God

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Joe the Plumber has decided not to pursue a run for Congress for now, after the idea was personally rejected by God. "You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, 'No,'" Joe tells conservative news site World Net Daily. "I just stick with what God tells me to do." Joe then yelled at a queer for coming too close to his son. [World Net Daily via Think Progress]