Barney Frank Made Uncomfortable by Hundreds of Shirtless Fire Island Boys


Melanie Griffith has gone to rehab. The third member in Eric Dane and wife Rebecca Gayheart’s nude hot-tub video, the dethroned Miss Teen United States and Celebrity Rehab alum Kari Ann Peniche, was also a sometime prostitute and madam who wants to be the next Oprah. Meanwhile, on Letterman last night, Anna Wintour laughed and called herself “lukewarm royalty with a whip from outer space.” Lifeguards helped magic man David Blaine back to solid ground in the Hamptons after spotting him thrashing in some rough water, although Blaine contends he wasn’t rescued and that he swam back himself. Also spotted looking uncomfortable on Long Island was Barney Frank, the gay House representative from Massachusetts, who did not appear to enjoy partying with thousands of topless dancing men on Fire Island.

In light of the recent suicide of Ryan Jenkins, the reality-show contestant wanted in connection to the murder of his wife, VH1 has canceled Megan Wants a Millionaire and I Love Money 3, the two shows Jenkins was involved with. If your computer has a virus, it might be because you Googled Jessica Biel, star of the upcoming stripper pic Powder Blue and currently the most virulent celebrity online. Last year it was Brad Pitt. Kourtney Kardashian made out with a bisexual female pal named Jackie while filming Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, but she’s “embarrassed,” while Shia LaBeouf made out with Carey Mulligan, his co-star in the upcoming movie Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. Kate Gosselin will be on Larry King Live tonight. The CNBC show On the Money, hosted by Carmen Wong Ulrich, was canceled, and American Idol winner David Cook ended his relationship with buxom model Kimberly Johnston. Jessica Simpson’s dog is a lesbian.

Pauly Shore’s reality show about trying to adopt an African baby will be shown on people’s TVs. So will a show called Naked Office and a show about supermom Candy Spelling. Not yet on a reality show, but maybe soon, is Steven Seagal, whom reality-show–makers A&E and the Idea Factory are fighting over. Meanwhile, Robin Williams may play Mrs. Doubtfire Susan Boyle, star of Britain’s Got Talent, in an upcoming movie. And although he hasn’t officially divorced his wife, 69-year-old billionaire Henry Silverman has impregnanted his fiancée, Karen Hader. Joel Madden loves his child.