Bernie Madoff’s Alleged Mistress Had to Write That Book or Her Family Would Die

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Haggling over the price. Photo: ABC

On GMA this morning, Madoff affair-haver Sheryl Weinstein justified writing her book, Madoff's Other Secret, by claiming she did it to pay back her family and that while other people swindled by Madoff sold art and jewelry, "I don't have any art, I don't have any jewelry ... what I have to sell is my story." Unfortunately, interviewer Chris Cuomo resisted the urge to mention that this is the exact same logic prostitutes use. [ABC.com via DealBreaker]