Yesterday there were auditions for nonspeaking roles in the upcoming Sex and the City film. Naturally, we sent Tim Murphy along to check it out. He is, after all, the only man on our team who can ask "Are you a model, celebrity type, upscale socialite, urban clubgoer, gay or lesbian, international type or professional soccer player?" and not get the crap kicked out of him. You saw their faces yesterday, now listen to them speak.