Fun With a Virtual Razor Shines


We direct your attention to 3rd Base Coach of Life, a wonderfully absurd website in which a virtual version of Mets third-base coach Razor Shines answers your yes-or-no questions about baseball, dating, the existence of a higher being, or whatever else you can throw at it. It’s corporate-sponsored fun, leading to occasional exchanges like this: We asked, “Will you have a job with the Mets next year?” Virtual Razor’s response: “Let me consult my muse. [Drinks Aquafina water] That’s unlikely.”