Between takes on their romantic comedy Going the Distance, supposed exes Drew Barrymore and Justin Long started going at it in a dark corner at M2. Kate Moss's vegan boyfriend had a hissy fit because she draped a rabbit-skin throw over their bed. Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are back together. This weekend at Webster Hall, Kanye jumped onstage at Diesel U's concert to perform with hip-hop duo Clipse, then rolled out in an SUV, while Leighton Meester partied and Kelis trash-talked her ex, Nas. A former performer at the Box with whom Jude Law spent three nights reports that Law "sleeps with so many different women." Also, he met the mother of his unborn child, Samantha Burke, outside 1Oak in January. They haven't spoken since Burke found out she was pregnant in February.
Though Michael Phelps, Serena Williams, and Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger have all signed on to compete against Shaquille O'Neal in his upcoming ABC show Shaq Vs., David Beckham has refused. Shaq tweets, "Official, today is David Beckham is scared of Shaq day, he should be scared, he can never score a goal on me." Elton John dedicated Tiny Dancer to Reese Witherspoon at his Philadelphia concert on Saturday, who was in the audience along with her two kids and Jake Gyllenhaal. Tyra Banks will reportedly get into a catfight with Serena in her upcoming Gossip Girl cameo. Billy Joel wants Katie Lee back.
Mayor Bloomberg and Henry Kravis dissected President Obama's health-care initiative at Raoul's. Katie Couric dined at Vico with her daughter, while Self editor Lucy Danziger ate with her daughter a few tables away. Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn lunched at Bar Pitti and went shoe shopping. Former Jersey governors Tom Kean and Brendan Byrne caught up over dinner at '21.' Brad Pitt took his kids to McDonald's for the second Sunday in a row. Hipster trio the MisShapes showed up I.D.-less to D.J. a SoBe Lifewater party, and, shockingly, no one knew who they were and security wouldn't let them inside.
Sarah Jessica Parker showed up to the John Frieda Salon sobbing after a stylist messed up her mane. Liza Minnelli dined with Ugly Betty execs at Waverly Inn, though she is not scheduled to appear on the show. She will, however, be on Lifetime's upcoming Drop Dead Diva. Dustin Diamond (i.e. Screech) finally sold his Behind the Bell memoir, which supposedly details "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying." Are we the only ones who are secretly excited about this? Mark Wahlberg married his girlfriend of eight years. Jaime Pressly is engaged to an entertainment lawyer. And Ryan O'Neal hit on his own daughter at Farrah Fawcett's funeral. No wonder Fawcett left him with bupkis in her will.