La Guardia Fake Bomber Also a Fake Time Traveler

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When authorities looked through the papers of Scott McGann, the man who strolled into La Guardia Airport with a fake bomb last weekend, they found a document that appears to be some kind of rudimentary outline for a time machine. It's safe to assume that this is further evidence — not that we needed any — that McGann is not well (or, as the Post sensitively puts it, he's a "loony-toon"!). We mean, if he really could time-travel, he'd probably go back and not do the fake bomb thing, considering how that turned out. [NYP]