Levi Johnston Will Bare His Alaskan Pipeline for the Right Amount of Money

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Andy Cohen, otherwise known as Beelzebub of Real Housewives Reunion fame, has his own show now, and last night he had Levi "Sex of Skates" Johnston on, via Skype, for a chat about his gay-icon status in the wake of his appearance on Kathy Griffin and, well, his being totally hot. Though Andy does get Johnston to say he's down with the gays in front of all of his friends in Wasilla, and to admit that he would pose nude if the money was right ("It’s gotta be right for that," he says), Howie's gay fantasia crumbles when Levi announces that he's about to go sheep-hunting. "You're going to kill ... those fluffy ... " Andy stammers, shortly before signing off.