Bernie’s Wang: ‘On the Short Side, Small in Circumference’

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Former Hadassah CEO Sheryl Weinstein said she wrote her book about her long affair with Bernie Madoff so that she could move on. But will we be able to? Bloomberg traumatized us this morning with another round of TMI from Madoff's Other Secret: Love, Money, Bernie, and Me:

“Bernie had a very small penis,” she writes. “Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference .... I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship.”


Then it actually gets worse:

“I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing.”


Madoff’s lawyer apparently has not responded to calls from Bloomberg seeking comment on the size of his winky-dink.

Madoff Lover Stuck With Him Because of His Tenderness, Her Lust [Bloomberg]
Earlier: Bernie Madoff Was ‘Not Well-Endowed,’ According to Memoir