Sex on Skates Has Officially Made the D-List

We have to hand it to her, posing with studly sex machines 29 years your junior is not usually flattering, but Kathy looks pretty good!Photo: Getty Images

This is a real, actual photo of comedienne Kathy Griffin on a “date” with Bristol Palin impregnator Levi Johnston at the Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards. Griffin told E! that the pair have been dating a while. “Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he’s in his igloo and I’m in my Hollywood tower,” the My Life on the D-List star said. Levi added that his job as a date was easy. “I just, you know, look at her, shut up, and do what I’m told,” he said. (These are important skills he learned from Sarah Palin during the presidential race last year.) We love this move on Griffin’s part, but what’s even more exciting than the thought of her and Levi hanging out backstage at the Teen Choice Awards is the thought of him hanging out with Miley Cyrus. And Hayden Panettiere. And Emma Roberts. And Dakota Fanning!

Kathy Griffin’s Teen Date: Bristol Palin’s Baby Daddy! [E! via Gawker]