Would-be Fugitive Marcus Schrenker Thoroughly Humiliated at Sentencing

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Back in January, Marcus Schrenker, an Indiana financier who was under investigation for fraud, so thoroughly screwed up his attempt to fake his own death by jumping out of an airplane, in so many ways, that we felt embarrassed for him. Yesterday he was sentenced to four years in prison, and the scene in court was mortifying.

From the sound of it, even the AP was cringing.

First, Schrenker’s family …

Then, the U.S. attorney 


Then, the judge 


Well, cheer up, Marcus. At least no one’s written a book about your penis. (Yet.)

Ind. money manager sentenced for Fla. plane crash [AP]
Related: Intel’s Coverage of the Embarrassing Adventures of Marcus Schrenker