Last night at a reading of his new memoir, I Drink for a Reason, at the Borders in Columbus Circle, we asked David Cross about his amazing author bio, which not only announces he is "currently fucking Amber Tamblyn" but features a photo of the actress's father, actor Russ Tamblyn. "I cleared it with her, of course," Cross told us. "She has an amazing, great sense of humor. She told her dad and her parents are super cool. Her dad laughed even harder than we did." He paused and added, with his perfect comedic timing: "So now we have to, like, stay together for a while."
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