Fox 5’s Ernie Anastos, On Air: ‘Keep F—ing That Chicken’

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We cannot for the life of us figure out what is going on in this clip from last night's Fox 5 10 p.m. news broadcast, except that anchor Ernie Anastos has gone full Ron Burgundy. From the clip here, this is what the dialogue sounds like:

Ernie Anastos: "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."
Weatherman Nick Gregory: "I guess that's me!"
Ernie Anastos: "Keep fucking that chicken, HAHAHA!"

What? Forget the profanity, that doesn't even make any sense. Nonetheless, that's going to be our new office lingo. "Okay, we'll get right on that paperwork, boss. KFTC. HAHAHA!"