New Jersey Is a Horrible Place for Cows


We don’t know why New Jersey has such harsh anti-cow policies, but over the past week this has become an undeniable fact. You may recall the heartwarming story of Molly, the cow that was granted a reprieve after escaping a Queens slaughterhouse this May. After being recaptured, Molly was sent to an organic farm on Long Island, where she is now enjoying a happy life with her boyfriend. “We always think that once they’ve escaped, they’ve earned the right to go free,” a police spokeswoman told us at the time. Apparently, New Jersey doesn’t subscribe to the second-chance school of thought. A bull that escaped a slaughterhouse and ran through the streets in Paterson, New Jersey, earlier today was eventually corralled by the police and … sent back to the slaughterhouse! We guess that shouldn’t surprise us, though, since in New Jersey you’re also allowed to give a cow a blow job without consequence.

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