Kanye West has been acting humble lately. CNN is hoping to replace Larry King with someone really big when his contract expires in eighteen months. Jude Law has banned interviewers from talking about his illegitimate newborn. Jaime Pressly married entertainment lawyer Simran Singh on Saturday. Flava Flav complimented the "killer light eyes" of a brunette woman from a very short distance last week, and she is now considering a shower.
Khloe Kardashian and Lance Odom got married last night and it's going to be on TV. Someone gave Paris Hilton free jewelry. Donald Trump trashed a movie by Mike Tollin that trashes him. Roman Polanski's victim "got over it long ago." Former Times movie critic Elvis Mitchell has tax problems, still. Winston Lapham is now dating Hayley Bloomingdale. He used to date Amanda Hearst, who is now dating Alejandro Santo Domingo. Bethenny Frankel doesn't have any friends.
Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem left an OB/GYN clinic the other day clutching a large white envelope and looking pregnant. Henry Kissinger is hosting a fund-raiser for Representative Rob Simmons. Cindy Adams thinks New York is the greatest place on earth. Vice magazine hired some nerds. Tinsley Mortimer's reality show has been picked up for eight episodes by the CW.
Megan Fox was finally able to be in the spotlight at SNL's after-party Saturday, because F-bomb–dropping cast member Jenny Slate decided to skip it. Michael Douglas is trying to find activities for his kids. Russell Simmons had a party at his house for Louis Farrakhan. Michael Jackson fans are already snapping up tickets to This Is It, which opens in theaters a month from now. Florida governor Charlie Crist was put in an awkward social situation regarding football. Weekend Today's Amy Robach is marrying Andrew Shue, and the wedding should be fun. David Chang and other big food guys went to the same party the other night. Daily Show producer and author Josh Lieb hates the sound of children laughing.