Swine Flu Is Your New Excuse to Ditch Meetings

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Oh, hey Boss, something the matter? This morning's meeting? That's true, I wasn't there. No, I was not hung-over again! How dare you. That's insulting, frankly. Why wasn't I there? Maybe because I was trying to prevent the spread of a deadly pandemic, how about that? Apology accepted. [NYDN]