Things Have Really Gone Pear-Shaped for Mark Madoff

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BP (Before Ponzi) and after. Photo: Vanity Fair/CBS

Sure, his father infamously ruined the lives of thousands of people with his Ponzi scheme and yes, the entire world thinks he was in on it, but Mark Madoff still had one thing going for him: his looks. At least, he did. CBS accosted Mark in the street recently, and we're surprised they even recognized him underneath the layers of scruff and what looks to be a few extra pounds. One wonders if Mark is comfort eating or if this is just what happens when your court-mandated allowance forces you to subsist on a corn-based diet like a regular poor person. [CBS News]