Boy Who Wasn’t In Balloon Found Alive!


Falcon Heene, the boy who captured America’s attention today when it was reported that he was trapped in a weather balloon soaring thousands of feet above Colorado, is alive and well. He was just found hiding in a box in the attic of the family garage, apparently thinking he was in trouble for releasing the balloon. As the local sheriff just observed on CNN: “Once a child realizes that people are looking for them, they hide.”