Glenn Beck alleges that last Christmas, people's lives were changed by his one-man show The Christmas Sweater, which was simulcast to movie theaters around the country. He's doing it again this Christmas, so he's put up this unbelievably overdramatic commercial for it, with a call to viewers to send in their stories of changed lives and redemption attributed to Beck's theatrical run. As the Awl points out, this commercial is nearly indistinguishable from a jokey mash-up video making fun of Beck. But, no, it's real! Just a tip for Beck: If you're literally the worst actor in the history of the world, don't let the camera linger on your eyes for twenty seconds at a time.