Are you stuck in your office today, while many of your friends are lying around at home — or worse, taking a three-day vacation somewhere warm? Do you have that giddy feeling of recklessness that comes with a half-empty office and too much caffeine? Is now the time you feel like testing out that one pretty girl who sits near you to see how fun she actually is? Or the chance you've been looking for to figure out if that other guy is actually gay? Then this video, today, is for you.