Now that David Letterman has been revealed as a raging sex pervert, Quinnipiac University, for one, is going to go the extra mile to protect the students they send to intern with the Late Show host. Ideally, only fat, harelipped, and devout Mormon students will be oriented toward CBS. But should a young, attractive female — or a male! Who knows what that pervert is into! — be dead-set on a career as a water-bottle fetcher in late-night television, then Quinnipiac will sit them down for a Talk.
"Due to recent circumstances we will have a discussion with those in charge of placing our interns at the David Letterman show in the future," the Hamden, Conn., school tells TMZ. "We will diligently oversee this internship program to ensure that our interns are out of harm's way."
We strongly encourage Quinnipiac students to engage with their advisers about the possibility of a Late Show internship, and let us know if the ensuing presentation involves a banana-and-condom routine or this video.