Ronald Tackman, the career criminal who has been eluding cops since he casually strolled out of Manhattan Supreme Court in a three-piece suit after escaping a prisoner holding pen and disrupting the Astor trial, has been arrested. Apparently Ronald, who has been called “legendary” for his repeated prison escapes involving fake weaponry concocted from household materials, was docile when police picked him up last night as he got off a bus near a friend’s house in Washington Heights. Per the Post:
We can only hope the reason he went down so easy is that he’s packing a toothbrush and four toothpicks and some belly-button lint, with which he will manage to make a convincing faux firearm. Go Ronald!