The Daily Beast hears that Adam Bellow, the HarperCollins editor who "toiled" on Sarah Palin's upcoming Going Rogue, has already anonymously co-authored a Palin book of his own — a satirical, "sophomoric," and seemingly brutal paperback called Terminatrix: The Sarah Palin Chronicles, which includes an illustration of Palin's head "grafted onto a dog's body." We bet Palin didn't know about that! If Bellow slipped a Palin-as-dog photo into her autobiography, we will die, on the spot. [Daily Beast]