South Carolina assistant Attorney General Roland Corning was caught on his lunch break Monday parked in his Ford Explorer at a cemetery with an 18-year-old stripper, a sack of sex toys and Viagra. Obviously, this isn't illegal and Corning wasn't arrested. But he was fired. And in the face of Mark Sanford's hike and the anti-Semitic stylings of a couple good old boys, South Carolina Republicans can hardly be blamed for trying to avoid scandal. It's not all bad for Corning though. He's at retirement age and now has all day to hang with strippers in cemeteries.
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