Subway Perv Insists His Behavior Was Perfectly Normal

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A man caught exposing himself to a woman on the A train yesterday offered police the worst excuse for it we've heard since "my private parts fell out." According to the crime log, Earl Banks, 46, told police his junk was out of his pants because he "was just trying to urinate." Because that would have been perfectly acceptable. Doesn't everyone pee in the subway? [NYP]