Supermodel Stephanie Seymour, estranged wife of paper-printing magnate and magazine owner Peter Brant, stands accused of a particularly bizarre act that may jeopardize her custody of her children. Brant, who is in the midst of a particularly ugly divorce with the former Victoria’s Secret Angel, says that the urine she provided in several drug and alcohol screenings was “too cool” to be real. Also, he says she broke into the couple’s formerly shared Florida mansion and removed $700,000 worth of stuff she said was hers — all on a day she was supposed to be watching their kids. But back to the urine: Do we really need to know this? This is the woman who broke Axl Rose’s heart by dying on her wedding day in the “November Rain” video. She helped define the word “supermodel” itself when she snuggled naked with Naomi Campbell, Christie Turlington, Cindy Crawford, and that other girl. She changed the lives of hundreds of thousands of preteen boys whose only access to scantily clad hotties was in underwear catalogues. And now we have to think about the temperature of her tinkle? That just ain’t right.