Heidi Klum offered advice to Victoria's Secret models at yesterday's runway show, but Selita Ebanks didn't need it, noting, "I'm used to it by now. It's like, if a boob pops out, it's no biggie." Taylor Lautner, meanwhile, wants everyone to know that he doesn't have Restless Leg Syndrome, he just likes to bounce his knees. And Amy Winehouse's father reports that she went to the hospital last weekend because her new breasts sprung a leak. James Van Der Beek filed for divorce from his wife of six years. And Sting says he never believed in ghosts, until he saw one.
"I've had some bad moments where I've woken up under a car with the engine still running," Zach Galifianakis said of his real-life hangovers at GQ's Man of the Year party in Hollywood the other night, where Kate Bosworth and Alex Skarsgård stealthily ducked into a town car together, and no one cared about Levi Johnston. Meanwhile, in New York, a Kanye-less Amber Rose chatted up hip-hopper Fabolous at his Rivington Penthouse birthday. And Madonna visited a favela in Rio, wearing a bulletproof vest.
Uma Thurman signed on to play Robert Pattinson's love interest an adaptation of Guy de Maupassant's Bel Ami. Demi Moore tweets that her W cover wasn't Photoshopped, despite the fact that a chunk of her left hip is missing. Kate Moss is rightfully getting slammed by eating-disorder awareness groups for telling WWD that her motto is "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." Penélope Cruz said that she and her Nine co-stars all asked Fergie for on-set advice.
Senator John Kerry is standing by his daughter after her D.U.I. arrest yesterday morning. An L.A. judge praised Chris Brown for keeping up with the terms of his punishment, including attending seven of his mandatory domestic-violence counseling sessions (only 45 more to go!). Ungaro executives are battling to get Lindsay Lohan ousted as a collaborator for the fashion label, a move that caused their head designer to resign, and may result in department stores not picking up the line. Martha Stewart Living had to change its rating from G to PG for Robert Verdi's segment on female fashion today. Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly hit up Chloé, Louis Vuitton, and Cartier yesterday. And after filing a $1.5 million lawsuit against her ex, NFL star Shawne Merriman, Tila Tequila launched a naked video rant of herself on Ustream.
At the Ad Council gala at the Waldorf, Tina Fey announced, "They made a porn movie about Sarah Palin, and the same actress, Lisa Ann, played me in the porn version of '30 Rock.' Weirdly, of the three of us, Lisa Ann knows the most about foreign policy." Fresh off of criticism for pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards, Miley Cyrus spent her 17th birthday dressed as Julia Roberts's hooker character from Pretty Woman, partying at the Canal Room with Rock of Ages cast members. At Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood Party, Audrina Partridge was too busy whispering in Glee star Mark Salling's ear to talk to Whitney Port, then she and Salling left the party together.