Foods Continue to Conspire Against Jeremy Piven


Sushi isn’t Jeremy Piven’s only problem. The Entourage star said he grew man boobs from drinking soy milk. Hugh Grant chatted up Kirsten Dunst at Rose Bar’s Halloween party. Chris Martin says he never kissed Kate Bosworth, even though Star reported that he did. After supposedly breaking up with D.J. Slinky Wizard, Sienna Miller took him to buy unworn vintage lingerie in Soho. Beyoncé and Jay-Z left a $500 tip on their $1,200 lunch at Nello. Rather than heeding Rabbi Schmuley Boteach’s advice to stay away from Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin took her to P.D. O’Hurley’s on Halloween, where several bargoers were dressed as him. They tried to take pictures with Gosselin, but he refused.

Daniel Radcliffe’s Equus full-frontal went over so well that he’s getting naked in the next Harry Potter installment. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart vowed to keep their distance from each other during New Moon promotions in order to quell rumors that they’re a couple. And then they spent the night together at the Chateau Marmont and shared bagels in the morning. Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner gush that they’re in love, conveniently, as promotion begins for their upcoming romantic comedy Valentine’s Day. 50 Cent spends $20,000 per week on security. Nicole Kidman told British GQ that she’s explored “strange sexual fetish stuff.” Yankee right-fielder Nick Swisher’s been flirting with his female fans. Katie Holmes and Anna Paquin took a break from filming The Romantics on the North Fork and hung out at the Frisky Oyster. Lady Gaga announced that “the ultimate accessory is the condom” at Monday’s Ace fashion gala.

The Kushners treated J-Vanka to a weekend at the Mayflower Inn in Connecticut, while the Donald golfed with Samuel L. Jackson. Henry Kissinger picked up some sweets at Koloache Mama on 45th Street. Rihanna told Diane Sawyer that Chris Brown was her “first big love.” Carrie Underwood might be Dina Lohan’s southern love child. Michelle Trachtenberg says that audiences haven’t seen the last of her Gossip Girl character, Georgina Sparks. And Tom Ford tells W that his spirituality pulled him out of his post-Gucci depression, but that “just because [he’s] become spiritual doesn’t mean [he] can’t love crocodile.”