Michael Lohan Fake Died, and Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Fake Broke Up


Jamie Foxx asked to take a photo with Taylor Lautner because his “daughter” is a huge fan. Zac Efron really likes bungee jumping. A MIchael Lohan impersonator tweeted that he was going to go jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, and Gawker believed it. And for a good two hours, everyone thought Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were getting a divorce.

Meryl Streep says she’s successful because she doesn’t worry about being attractive. And Padma Lakshmi, meanwhile, likes her pregnant self better naked, noting, “When you don’t have any clothes on, it’s just you, raw, and you can’t hide.” Alicia Keys says she wants to start a family. Megan Fox bought Brian Austin Green a 1966 Mustang off of eBay and talks about how she used to steal her mother’s Kia when she was 14. Kate Moss partied hard at the Take That PlayStation launch party. Tom Arnold married his fourth wife in Hawaii on Saturday, closing the ceremony with a Buddhist prayer while Helen Hunt, Mike Meyers, and best man Dax Shepard looked on. Anthony Michael Hall allegedly bit his girlfriend’s forehead. Ex-mayor David Dinkins sang “Happy Birthday” to Whoopi Goldberg at the Friars Club.

Britney Spears wrapped her Circus tour, but says she’ll be back in the studio in January. Perez Hilton trashes Drew Barrymore and Jennifer Lopez in his gossipy tell-all, but insists that John Mayer is “obsessed” with him. Lounges at the Hotel on Rivington, the Gansevoort, and Soho’s Grand Street Hotel are slated to open in the new year, while the Jane Hotel’s temporarily shuttered ballroom quietly reopened two weeks ago. David Byrne dined at Thomas Kellar’s private Thanksgiving brunch. And Jane Fonda, Harvey Keitel, and Patti LuPone had a few drinks at Da Tommaso. Ex-husband Topper Mortimer has offered to appear on Tinsley’s show “to help ratings.”