Peter Braunstein Has a Thing for Blair Waldorf

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We felt pretty creepy about the fact that convicted rapist Peter Braunstein is apparently just like us when it comes to Gossip Girl ("Monday nights, it’s like sacred, man," he tells Inside Edition this week. "Everybody in the cell block knows that. Nobody talks to me when Gossip Girl is on.") But we feel even creepier about him being specifically fixated on Blair Waldorf.

“Even though she’s scheming and has a thing about power, she’s loyal. She’s everything that I wanted in a girl.”

At least we can feel comforted by the knowledge that he's going to be in prison for 23 years to life. And if he weren't, that Dorota would put him on a plane to Siberia, stat.

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