Simon Doonan Will Decorate the White House for the Holidays

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Obese elf Simon Doonan will apply his trade at the White House this Christmas as the Obamas's official holiday decorator. His plans remain a secret, but we do know there will be a tree and art made by children (always a crowd pleaser). Hopefully Doonan takes some tips from his own home and includes at least one huge statue of a foot. [Caucus/NYT]