Simon Doonan Will Decorate the White House for the Holidays


Obese elf Simon Doonan will apply his trade at the White House this Christmas as the Obamas’s official holiday decorator. His plans remain a secret, but we do know there will be a tree and art made by children (always a crowd pleaser). Hopefully Doonan takes some tips from his own home and includes at least one huge statue of a foot. [Caucus/NYT]