Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal swear their supposed separation was only a rumor, but Gyllenhaal was spotted moving his belongings out of Reese’s home. Jennifer Aniston filmed an introduction to her yoga instructor’s new video and flew back from Morocco to throw her a DVD launch party. Jimmy Fallon and his wife double-dated with Drew Barrymore and Justin Long at Almond. New York Knick Chris Duhon left his waitress a $200 tip on a $400 tab at the Ainsworth. Emma Watson went to a Ranger game with Spanish rocker Rafael Cebrian, but spent her Thanksgiving in Jamaica with British Brown student Jay Barrymore. Brooke Astor’s son, Anthony Marshall, and his wife sat isolated from other diners at Luke’s on Third Avenue. Tiger Woods canceled a news conference and dropped out of his last tournament of the year. And Adam Lambert says he acts out sometimes because he used to weigh 250 pounds.
Richard Gere is facing $50,000 in fines for illegally chopping down 200 trees on his property in Westchester. Following in the footsteps of Michael Phelps, Lance Armstrong, and Tom Brady, Derek Jeter is receiving the Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year Award tonight at the IAC building. Senator Chuck Schumer comments on the State Dinner party crashers: “It doesn’t seem too hard to have a checklist at the door and to make sure that the only people who get in are on the checklist.” Kelsey Grammar is making his Broadway debut in a revival of La Cage Aux Folles, but not in drag. Cartier, Swarovski, and Soho House are cutting back on their typically lavish Art Basel parties this year, hosting low-key dinners instead. Sarah Palin attributes a Going Rogue quote to UCLA basketball star John Wooden, when Native American activist John Wooden Legs actually said it. And Miley Cyrus started a website for common people to share their accomplishments, noting, “I want you guys to be able to have a voice and share with the world what you’ve done because it’s so important — big or small.”
A sober Lindsay Lohan showed up at Quo nightclub around 1 a.m. on Saturday to watch burlesque singer Raven O perform. Jimmy Buffett and Patrick Demarchelier both dined at Maya’s on St. Barts, but not together. The Chelsea hangout formerly known as Pink Elephant scrubbed the Elephant off its building and will now go solely by Pink. Katie Holmes defends her decision to dress 3-year-old Suri in high heels. Zac Posen is designing a line for Target. A former Miss Argentina died from complications after undergoing cosmetic surgery on her rear end. And Selita Ebanks assures viewers that Victoria’s Secret’s runway-ready models don’t come that way naturally. “It’s all about creating the illusion of this amazing body,” she explains to CBS. “People don’t realize that there are about 20 layers of makeup on my butt alone.”